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VIDEO: The Dalhousie Gazettro presents: “Talking to SMUdents”
Video by Kit Moran The Gazette’s annual satire issue is available on stands and online Friday, Mar. 21.
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The Story of my Bathroom Mirror
Author: Mitchell Brinton The Story of my Bathroom Mirror My new landlord is very short. She replaced the broken mirror in my bathroom, but she installed it much too low, so I had to ask my uncle for...
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This article has been compromised
The game-changing data security tips THEY don’t want you to know about. Last week, the Gazette published a story about online data security. Like most of the Illuminati propaganda in this paper, it...
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Flames are dancing colors in the sky
Flames are dancing colors in the sky, Storm is raging like fireworks on the fourth of July. On this silent night, my only desire, The frightening sound of thundering fire. The flames consume the last...
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King’s ransom
Budget crisis looms – alchemy is the answer May the odds be ever in your favour (Photo from Friends Historical Collection Guilford College) The University of King’s College is in some serious financial...
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That’s Why You Go to College by Nathan Coney The two-hander, a chunk of granite (approx. a foot), scraps my arms as I try to set it in the wall for the Nth time From behind, amongst juvenile guffaws...
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Kalam, A Legend…
You were born in a place Blessed with the incarnation of the Almighty To bring back peace among the beings… You were down to earth Neither overwhelmed by the victories, Nor saddened by the failures…....
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Walking home on Edwards street, at some twenty minutes past the midnight. I stop and notice on the gravel, of a kitten, small and black in my sight. His fur was barely different from the grass of...
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Whenever I brought myself I knew that already you were there with me they would ask your spot I was admitting bitterly the place you were staying like a crime I’ve had though I always assumed;...
View ArticleLeviathan of Transphobia
What’s your name? Jessica Nop! That’s not your name! Jess Nop! Nop! Not your name I look up to a smile A knife flipping ham Too late we do not serve your kind Ohh by the way are your boobs real?...
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